Wednesday, August 22, 2007

By Gonzalo “Jun” Policarpio


If ever a Hillary presidency could happen in America,it would be according to God's Permissive Will like whenever He allows disasters to happen to His people.As a gospel song says “I don't know the reason why, I just need to hold His Hand,” perhaps God's purpose isto punish the American people for being too obsessed with things unholy.

Here's what a Clinton 3 presidential cabinet would sarcastically constitute:
Rosie O'Donnell - Secretary of Defense

Joan Rivers, the comedian who described Filipinos asdog-eaters - Secretary of State Michael Moore – Secretary of Interior

Alec Baldwin, the actor who said he'll go onself-exile if Bush becomes president – Secretary of Education

Howard Stern, the comedian who said Filipino fatherssell their children for money – Secretary of Health and Human Services

Craig Livingstone, a Washington, DC nightclub bouncerand former White House chief of personnel securityunder Bill Clinton – Director of National Intelligence

Al Sharpton – Secretary of the Treasury

Bernard Nussbaum, the former Clinton aide who nervously rushed to the office of former Clinton friend and legal counsel, Vincent Foster, whose dead body was found in Washington,D.C.park, before Federal Agents and the Park Police arrived - Attorney General of the United States of America

Bill Clinton – Special Envoy to Iraq, Iran, andLebanon.( Remember Jay Leno's joke: Adulterous men are stoned to death in those countries.)

It's Hillary Clinton's negative personality that will propel another Republican administration in 2008 unless Al Gore toss his hat into the game. Once upon atime in Las Vegas, First Lady Laura Bush and Sen.Clinton were both invited into an event. They werebooked at the same luxury hotel. According to areport, Mrs. Bush arrived first at the hotel and was offered the best suite. Mrs Bush refused the luxury and opted for a regular suite. When Hillary arrived,her handlers took the best suite without even waitingfor the offer. Aggressive or obnoxious personality?

If the American people however decides to have aClinton presidency No. 3 in 2008 despite its unholypast, so be it. They want it and they can enjoy it.Once again, the Bonnie and Clyde of American politics would say to themselves upon their inauguration in 2009: Wow, we're able to fool the American people for the third time!



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